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I like my ice queen icy.

Posted in December 20th, 2007
Published in Politics

So it’s been brought to my attention that Mr. Clinton (that’s Hillary to us that are close to her) has decided that she wants to “soften her icy persona.” Well I say fuck that! Listen Hillary, we know that you’re a cut throat, conniving, vindictive bitch. That’s what we want! If we wanted a pussy we would change the constitution and try to reelect W.

We got into enough shit 8 years ago when we thought we were electing some good ol’ boy from Texas. See what happened? We got fucked.

I want my president to be able to stand toe-to-toe with any and every leader on the planet and have a smooth poker face. Not someone that stands toe-to-toe and asks the Dalai Lama if he would like a tic-tac. Stoic bitchiness is what this country was founded on! Do you think our founding fathers sat back reading children’s stories while there was an uprising? Nay. They took action and blew shit up. They didn’t wait for months and their political advisers to tell them what to do then do some other random country bombing. The saw the problem, saw the solution, and the rest of the nation was on their side.

This, in no way, intimates that I will be voting for Hillary. However, for the sake of a little respect, wear the robe you’ve donned. It appears to be working. Your approval ratings are still higher than Obama’s.

All I’m saying is that I’m tired of having an ignorant ass run the country. And you, Mr. Clinton, are clearly not ignorant. But being an ass I can deal with.

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mikster says,
12-21-2007 at 03:20:26 from 68.117.93.17    

Amen! And she can even get a blowjob like Bill for all I care while in office. I think she’s got the smarts for the job.

12-21-2007 at 04:58:06 from 72.39.163.102    

I love your openness and how you don’t hold anything back!

12-21-2007 at 18:16:35 from 200.122.188.16    

NOYCE!!!

This is exactly the tone that needs to be expressed today! I still like Obama though….

12-23-2007 at 07:44:49 from 207.191.150.114    

i agree. Nothing wrong with hillary being unapologetically in control.

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