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For those of you following the Pirate Bay case…

Posted in January 31st, 2008

It’s bullshit. I could probably leave it at that, but I will expound in the unlikely event that the RIAA, MPAA, or anyone involved in the copyright infringement suit will read this.
Today, four people involved in the running of file-sharing site The Pirate Bay were indicted in Sweden on charges of being accessories to breaking [...]

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A love letter to the one I adore.

Posted in January 25th, 2008
Published in Random Shit, Whimsical

Dear Internet Porn,
These last ten years have been quite a trip, have they not? My letter to you now, however, is not one of celebration… I don’t feel like we are the same anymore. We just don’t have that passion we used to.
When we first met I was a loser, and you were there for [...]

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I just can’t let it go.

Posted in January 18th, 2008

I’m sincerely sorry to everyone that has to listen to me talk about this again, but it’s pretty seldom that I get up in arms about anything. Well, apparently the stupidity of Hollywood and Scientologists really gets under my skin. I know you’re thinking, “John, after yesterday’s 9 minute Cruise craziness, surely there isn’t anything [...]

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Bat. Shit. Crazy.

Posted in January 15th, 2008

This video was originally put on YouTube, but after a mere 3 hours the Scientology cult had their lawyers force YouTube to remove it. Luckily, the Scientology lawyers can sue me all they want since I don’t own anything of value. They’re more than welcome to my 1982 Pinto. By the way, this video gets [...]

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I was almost worried for a second.

Posted in January 14th, 2008

It’s Monday. Fuck Mondays.
Now that’s over with I want to talk to you about something near and dear to my heart. I speak, of course, about English. I am a very stereotypical white male in that I believe that if you either live in or are visiting this country you should have (at the very [...]

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A Quick Rundown

This site is dedicated to all the shit I like. You know, those things you read that are so irreverent, ricockulous, outlandish, eccentric and off-the-wall that your only response is to sit back in your chair and ask, "WTF?!!?" This site has nothing to do with you nor what you're interested in. If you have neither a sense of humor nor a fondness for satire, it's probably better that you hit your browser's 'back' button and find something else to read.