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Posted in January 15th, 2008

This video was originally put on YouTube, but after a mere 3 hours the Scientology cult had their lawyers force YouTube to remove it. Luckily, the Scientology lawyers can sue me all they want since I don’t own anything of value. They’re more than welcome to my 1982 Pinto. By the way, this video gets better every time you watch it. However, don’t expect to understand a single thing no matter how may times it’s replayed. I’ve always said that Tom Cruise was an idiot, but after watching this video I had no idea how far off the deep end he actually was. Tiny Tom’s fustian and inane rhetoric surpasses my wildest dreams, and where he’s concerned, I was dreaming big. Katie Kate Holmes Hubbard Cruise appears to have sold her soul to the devil for a big red Birkin bag. Hope it was worth it.

Warning: Once this has been seen it can never be unseen. Proceed with caution.

Edit: It seems like everytime this video goes up somewhere it is taken down a few hours afterwards. This is the fourth time today I’ve had to find somewhere that’s hosting it. If anyone has this actual video file, plese send it to me and I’ll gladly host it here. I can’t say I blame them for wanting to make it disappear. The video was part of a package when Tom Cruise appeared before the International Association of Scientologists and accepted its ‘Freedom Medal of Valor.’

In the video Tom Cruise claims:

“We have a responsibility.”

“We are the authorities on getting people off drugs, we are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on improving conditions… we can rehabilitate criminals.

“…We can bring peace and unite cultures…”








Some of the Scientology terms Cruise uses in the video have been explained by a former Scientologist:

  • KSW (short for Keeping Scientology Working): A policy written by Hubbard in the 1960’s that requires all Scientologists to follow his words and his rules exactly.

  • Orgs: Orgs is an abbreviation for “organizations” and describes all churches of Scientology throughout the world.

  • David Miscavige: He is the current leader of Scientology. He’s the equivalent of the Pope to the Catholics.

  • Out-ethics: any behavior that violates any of Hubbard’s rules of conduct.

  • Put ethics in on someone else: make others conform to Hubbard’s rules of behavior.

  • Criminon: Scientology front group that tries to recruit through the prisons.

  • SP: Suppressive Person. Anyone that doesn’t like Scientology and/or criticizes Scientology.

  • PTS/SP: another bogus Hubbard term to define behavior that goes against Scientology rules.

  • LRH technology or “tech”: all the Scientology policies, rules, mandates, procedures. Basically everything Hubbard wrote that controls the behavior of Scientologists.

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Stine says,
1-16-2008 at 08:56:29 from 85.167.29.182    

No video, no video link. Am I blind, or should I just carry on being paranoid?
Great post - even without having seen the video. Tom/God Cruise & Mrs are a great asset to Scientology, I’m sure. Pity they’re such a hazard to confused kids everywhere…

John says,
1-17-2008 at 04:01:31 from 71.203.137.168    

So sorry about that. It seems like every time I linked to a site it was taken down in a few hours. So I was lucky enough to actually get a copy of this before it was gone and I’m now hosting it on my own server.

Reid says,
1-17-2008 at 07:43:50 from 70.171.174.219    

My god he is a freak.

Lisa says,
1-17-2008 at 23:59:55 from 68.193.227.255    

Here is my glossary:

Tom Cruise is an AH (Ass Hole)

I bet the cameraman was FA (Fucking Asleep)

I want to CMOT listening to him (Cut my own throat) :)

Claire says,
1-18-2008 at 16:41:10 from 90.201.167.231    

The news readers over here in the UK poked fun at the video.
He is a wanker :)

1-18-2008 at 19:11:21 from 68.61.98.174    

I’d like to create a “new and better reality” also. I tend to have to do that with pharmaceuticals, however.

Every time I see Tom Cruise, he seems to get freakier and crazier, if that is at all humanly possible. I guess it’s possible only with Scientology, eh?

1-18-2008 at 19:12:17 from 68.61.98.174    

p.s. I must say I LOVE the fact that Tom Cruise is trying to get the world to call Katie Holmes “Kate.”

And no one will do it.

I love that!

John says,
1-18-2008 at 21:40:04 from 71.203.137.168    

I think he’s completely lost it. The fact that he thinks people still take Scientology seriously makes me giggle a little. My favorite part out of all the videos is in the post right above this one where he actually salutes a poster of L. Ron Hubbard. Every time I’m feeling downtrodden I just watch that and my day is better.

Lacey says,
1-21-2008 at 16:23:59 from 68.153.230.5    

Tom Cruise is the next Michael Jackson

NastyMcT says,
1-24-2008 at 08:45:16 from 66.58.181.51    

Ha! I watched the 9 minute version tonight on youtube, that was enough for me. What the hell is he even talking about?? He says absolutely nothing during the whole video. :-O

Leon says,
1-24-2008 at 18:48:55 from 208.163.53.37    

There has never been a more appropriate title. Tom has officially lost it.

2-7-2008 at 00:58:38 from 65.33.168.37    

Brrr… Watching that has given me a chill in my nether regions. How old is this video? Is it recent?

He is by far a crazy son of a bitch. Scientology is a very dangerous cult. It is a cult that kills its ex members. Very scary.

I have boycotted him ever since the whole Brooke Shields fiasco. I absolutely refuse to watch another one of his movies, ever. I never really liked him to begin with…

Jessica says,
2-23-2008 at 03:15:07 from 65.13.103.173    

The man is smoking crack. There is a reason he is an actor…because he needs a script so he doesn’t go around making a complete ass out of himself. He must just like the sound of his own voice, because not of that made any sense.

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