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I just can’t let it go.

Posted in January 18th, 2008

I’m sincerely sorry to everyone that has to listen to me talk about this again, but it’s pretty seldom that I get up in arms about anything. Well, apparently the stupidity of Hollywood and Scientologists really gets under my skin. I know you’re thinking, “John, after yesterday’s 9 minute Cruise craziness, surely there isn’t anything else to say.” Well, my friends, wrong you are. I want to thank a friend of mine for getting me the entire long video. He asked me not to mention his name, so I will not. But I sincerely an thankful for the opportunity to waste an entire hour of my life just to bring the mocking, ridicule and scorn to all the dozens of fans I have.

I’m not asking you to watch every one of the clips below. Christ knows I wish I hadn’t. But, if you’re in for a good laugh and ready to weep for little Suri, hunker down with some popcorn and get ready to laugh at your computer screen.

This first clip is perhaps one of my favorites. Why, you ask. Because it appears that Tom Crazy Cruise single handedly rescued America after 9/11. Not to mention that he cured all the firefighters of their cough. And he didn’t ask permission!







Now, thanks to Tom, he was able to completely legalize those evil narcotic drugs that have been pushed down our throats by “doctors” that try to “heal” us. Pffft! I think we can agree that psychogenic and pathogenic drugs such as Prozac, Paxil, Ritalin, Effexor, Elavil, Focalin, Zoloft, Desipramine, Concerta, Ambien, Wellbutrin, Adderall and Celexa have not helped a single person with any type of disorder. Then, with the help of the the FDA, Tom Cruise got Paxil banned. All by himself.







This last clip I’m going to bore you with is only here because it actually makes me a little afraid. He says, and I quote, “So whattya say, should we clean this place up?” And, yes, he’s talking about a jihad on all people whose neurons are firing enough to know that this is a load of shit. He wants to exterminate all non-believers.







The more I hear these people talk, the more I’m beginning to buy into the whole “Suri is Hubbard’s test tube baby” theory. Just make sure that when you go to sleep at night you have your official Scientology-approved ray gun next to your bed to extinguish all those Thetans. Good luck.

4 Users Commented In " I just can’t let it go. "

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firerobin says,
1-20-2008 at 07:52:58 from 70.250.69.41    

Wow. It just seems like the older he gets the crazier he gets.

Poor Katie and Suri.

Talina says,
1-23-2008 at 21:55:20 from 71.35.19.31    

Wow… Poor child!

1-25-2008 at 03:36:22 from 24.182.41.50    

He is a sad, sad little man. :shock:

1-26-2008 at 20:40:00 from 69.14.165.96    

Poor Little Suri, will think all this madness is quite normal…she is growing up secluded from non-scientology kids probably and will have a distorted view of reality. She’ll think she’s the baby from the Incredibles or either she’ll turn into Stewie.

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