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To the online daters
This is going to be short and to-the-point.
I’ve been doing some online trolling lately. Which is to say that I’ve been attempting to garner women into dating me through the internet… with limited success. This, however, has nothing to do with me. But more with everyone else. Grab a pen and paper and take notes. [...]
3 Things To Think About
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked [...]
Yes We Can
It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation. Yes we can.
It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom. Yes we can.
It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness. [...]
It appears that I’m a Regular Everyday Normal Mother Fucker.
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