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Manbivalence

Posted in April 30th, 2008

So check it. I was just directed to a post written by someone that I know pretty well. And, although I may not agree with a single thing written, I’m not such a dick as to publically thrash her. So, the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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I’m A Liar.

Posted in April 27th, 2008

According to statistics, the average person lies 7,500 times a day. Or something. I’m not sure of the actual figure, but when you’re writing a post it’s essential to sound authoritative in your opening sentence, so I lied about it. In truth (get it?) it seems like this is a theme for several people in [...]

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One of the greatest speeches ever written.

Posted in April 24th, 2008

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Time To Move In Together

Posted in April 21st, 2008

You don’t even know what happened. One morning, after a wonderful night of high-grade passion and high-viscosity intimacy at her place, probably over an omelet and under a bright sun, you said something to the effect of, “I think we should move in together.” That was it.
With the tactical pace of Colombian kidnappers, she began [...]

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I’m weird.

Posted in April 8th, 2008

Yes. I’m weird. Not unique. That requires a certain sense of self awareness which I clearly do not possess. See, I recently got accused of being weird in a round about sort of way. While at first I took offense to it, upon closer examination I found it a compliment. So, it’s true. I’m weird. [...]

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A Quick Rundown

This site is dedicated to all the shit I like. You know, those things you read that are so irreverent, ricockulous, outlandish, eccentric and off-the-wall that your only response is to sit back in your chair and ask, "WTF?!!?" This site has nothing to do with you nor what you're interested in. If you have neither a sense of humor nor a fondness for satire, it's probably better that you hit your browser's 'back' button and find something else to read.