If you’re easily offended, which my email inbox tells me most of you are, do not click this link.

Here’s another example of someone that’s lost their mind. I would like to note that there is a YouTube and The Soup stamps at the bottom right. I don’t want anyone thinking I’m trying to take credit for filming this then uploading it to my own server.

As any nerd can tell you, being smarter than everyone else has a price. Poor social skills, being grossly over or under weight, being terrible at sports. Skin problems, probably bad eyesight … you get the idea.Yet, there is a whole class of nerds who break that universal rule, who somehow wind up smarter than me, yet also, are so good at kicking ass or being hot that they’ve got legions of adoring fans. Maybe they’re just lucky, or maybe they turned their backs on God and sought solace in the infernal embrace of a giving demonic patron. The fact is, it is not fair that these people exist and I suggest you take it up with your local clergy.

I’m talking about people like : Continue reading this post…

I knew this photo of Lindsay Lohan hanging with her old pal, Alcohol, on New Year’s Eve would come in handy. Supposedly, the rehabbed starlet ran up a $736 bar tab in Capri, Italy. Here’s more from Gatecrasher, which also claims that Lindsay is going broker by the day: