Dear Internet Porn,

These last ten years have been quite a trip, have they not? My letter to you now, however, is not one of celebration… I don’t feel like we are the same anymore. We just don’t have that passion we used to.

When we first met I was a loser, and you were there for me. My parents told me that you were no good for me, but I didn’t listen. You showed me that there were plenty of people like myself getting laid. It was beautiful and passionate. Your softcore erotic videos were a tasteful introduction to my budding sexuality.

As I got older I started seeing girls on the side. I knew you were jealous, but you have always held a special place in my heart. You became naughtier and it affected my relationships. I started wanting all the things I had seen you do. I wanted to be just like you. Even now I want to cover my girlfriend’s face, put it up her ass and choke her. Continue reading this post…

It’s pretty well known to those of you that are fortunate enough to actually know me that I love Photoshop. Probably because putting my brother’s head on Roseann Barr’s fat ass will never cease being funny. I’ve been using for nearly 10 years now and there’s not much I can’t do with it. The pictures located below are all non-Photoshop pictures. They were actually taken this way. These photos were taken off the SomethingAwful forum so if you want to see more, you can go there and check them out. These just happened to be some of my favorites. Continue reading this post…

Tags: Photoshop, non-Photoshop, pictures, SomethingAwful

As any nerd can tell you, being smarter than everyone else has a price. Poor social skills, being grossly over or under weight, being terrible at sports. Skin problems, probably bad eyesight … you get the idea.Yet, there is a whole class of nerds who break that universal rule, who somehow wind up smarter than me, yet also, are so good at kicking ass or being hot that they’ve got legions of adoring fans. Maybe they’re just lucky, or maybe they turned their backs on God and sought solace in the infernal embrace of a giving demonic patron. The fact is, it is not fair that these people exist and I suggest you take it up with your local clergy.

I’m talking about people like : Continue reading this post…