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	<description>For Every Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite Criticism</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Time For A Vacation</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/19/its-time-for-a-vacation/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/19/its-time-for-a-vacation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 19:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again, when school is out and we plan a nice vacation that hopefully doesn&#8217;t end in any kind of death or mutilation for us and all of our friends. To make sure your trip goes as smoothly as possible, here are five steps to follow from a reliable source: Hollywood [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Online Dating Shenanigans</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/12/more-online-dating-shenanigans/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/12/more-online-dating-shenanigans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 19:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I hate stupid people]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sparksofsanity.com/?p=133</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It used to be that if you wanted to find a romantic partner you were limited to the small pool of people that went to your high school or lived in your town. If you couldn&#8217;t find your ideal mate at the local malt shop, you were out of luck. There were also some things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Words That Don&#8217;t Mean What You Think</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/11/a-few-words-that-dont-mean-what-you-think/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/11/a-few-words-that-dont-mean-what-you-think/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 17:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I hate stupid people]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sparksofsanity.com/?p=132</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don&#8217;t understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people. I’m not sure who to side with. So, here are some words that you&#8217;ll see used incorrectly on a daily basis, and a helpful guide as to just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Series Of Letters To The First Girl I Ever Fingered</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/08/a-series-of-letters-to-the-first-girl-i-ever-fingered/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/08/a-series-of-letters-to-the-first-girl-i-ever-fingered/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 22:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Random Shit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Emily,
Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don&#8217;t know if you remember me or not, but I&#8217;m the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.
Anyway, I was just thinking about that, so I thought I would write and see how everything turned out with you.
Your Friend (kind of),
John
 
 
Dear Emily,
After not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/07/the-11-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/05/07/the-11-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Random Shit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are.
As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, Sparks Of Sanity would never stoop to such lows. But take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manbivalence</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/30/manbivalence/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/30/manbivalence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I hate stupid people]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random Shit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So check it. I was just directed to a post written by someone that I know pretty well. And, although I may not agree with a single thing written, I&#8217;m not such a dick as to publically thrash her. So, the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
This post has been broken down into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m A Liar.</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/27/im-a-liar/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/27/im-a-liar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[According to statistics, the average person lies 7,500 times a day. Or something. I&#8217;m not sure of the actual figure, but when you&#8217;re writing a post it&#8217;s essential to sound authoritative in your opening sentence, so I lied about it. In truth (get it?) it seems like this is a theme for several people in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One of the greatest speeches ever written.</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/24/one-of-the-greatest-speaches-ever-written/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/24/one-of-the-greatest-speaches-ever-written/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Simply Amazing]]></category>

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		<title>Time To Move In Together</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/21/time-to-move-in-together/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/21/time-to-move-in-together/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I hate stupid people]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You don’t even know what happened. One morning, after a wonderful night of high-grade passion and high-viscosity intimacy at her place, probably over an omelet and under a bright sun, you said something to the effect of, “I think we should move in together.” That was it.
With the tactical pace of Colombian kidnappers, she began [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m weird.</title>
		<link>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/08/im-weird/</link>
		<comments>http://sparksofsanity.com/2008/04/08/im-weird/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I hate stupid people]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sparksofsanity.com/?p=122</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes. I&#8217;m weird. Not unique. That requires a certain sense of self awareness which I clearly do not possess. See, I recently got accused of being weird in a round about sort of way. While at first I took offense to it, upon closer examination I found it a compliment. So, it&#8217;s true. I&#8217;m weird. [...]]]></description>
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